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愚人笑话|Joke: A Returned Favor From Warsaw

来源:www.huibimu.com 2025-01-29
This has got to be the all-time classic comeback. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radiointerview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout1 Troop visiting his military installation.
INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: 'We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm.
INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers2.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended!


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